Hush

Some free advice to anyone who fights - SHH!! SHH! Trash talk is corny, REAL CORNY with regards to fighting UNLESS it's funny but even then it's gotta be for real funny. TRUE greatness just IS. So here are some musings and ruminations on trash talk in Fighting and in Sports : 1. As stated above it's CORNY 2. Fighting is about fighting and not about talking 3. If you talk trash and don't deliver you look even MORE CORNY 4. Now some moron is gonna say "BUT TRASH TALK HYPES THE FIGHT AND SELLS TICKETS" NOPE , it does not . I watch fights because i enjoy combat sports . Rest assured if 2 combatants are planning on beating each other up i'm gonna watch it regardless, no PRE-fight commentary is needed. 5. If you really must talk trash PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE have the decency to be funny, LAUGH OUT LOUD funny 6. If you trash talk and get stomped for it can you please refund the minutes of my life back that you so CORNILY ( YES CORN-ILY ) demanded by talking trash 7. HAVING INSUFFICIENT FUNDS IN THE FIGHT BANK! If you talk trash and lose you open the flood gates to statements like "THAT'S WHAT HE/SHE GETS FOR TALKING TRASH" or my personal favorite " I'M GLAD HE/SHE GOT HIS/HER ASS BEAT!" Although when this sort of thing occurs it kinda is funny but that is beside the point 8. It occurs to me that Trash talkers probably don't have ANY REAL friends because if they did their friends should have stopped them from A.) BEING CORNY and B.) POTENTIALLY WRITING A CHECK THAT THEIR ASS CAN'T CASH. Sort of like when a good friend stops you from impulse buying or 9. REAL GANGSTERS DON'T TALK ( they just DO ). If one is truly great or truly BADASS then that skill should be as natural as breathing. No one ever brags about how well they breathe do they? The true greats and the elite should just DO what they DO and let others discuss while they keep it moving 10 If you are an elite level combatant or athlete don't cheapen your performance and victory by flapping your lips before or after just BRUSH YOUR SHOULDER OFF . Hope everyone has a great day